I LOVE..........

this time i'm sure and i'm gonna say it......
i
i l
i lo
i lov
i love
i love y
i love yo
i love yougurt: especially with rice

LAKRI KI KAATHI.....

lakri ki kaathi, kaathi ka ghoora, ghoorey ki dum pe jo maara hathoora, ghoora dhora . ghoora dhoora ..dum daba k dhoora, ary hey mr tum kahan dhoor rahey ho ghoorey ki baat chal rahi hai

DIL CHAHTA HAY......

dil chahata hay, tum say milnay ko dil chahata hay, tum ko daikhnay ko dil chahata hay, mager ye stupid gate ceeper kia keh raha hay.....................

aaj zoo band hay???

GOOD MORNING.....

good morning.......
have u done 2 of thae most important things when u woke up today????
1) pray , so that u may live long
2) take a bath so that other can live long.......

WHY DO DONKEY.......

why do donkey eat grass?
.....??
......????
...........????????
oooooooppppsssss!!!! i'm sorry. it's ur personal matter.

JUB SUBHA....

jub subah jago tu kalma tayaba parho.
jub pani peny lago tu bismillah parho.
jub mujhy dekho tu subhanallah parho.
jub shesha dekho tu laholawala parho

.........

EYES: to look at u.
HAND: to pray for u.
MIND: to remember u.
HEART: to make friendship with u.
and
LEG: to kick u if u forget me....
So alkways remeber me!!!

DOSTI PAY....

Dosti Py Jeena Dosti Py Marna
Sacha Dost Ager Na Mily To Dosti Na Karna
dosti Phool Hay Us Ko Sanbhal Ky Rakhna
Tooty Na Dil Kisi Ka Itna Khayal Rakhna

KABHI LAFZ BHUL JAON......

kabhi lafz bholl jaon
kabhi baat bhol jaon
tujhy is qadar chahon apni zaat bhol jaon
uth kr jo tery pass se chal do
jaty huy khod ko tery pas bhol jao

US PAL......

US PAL KO BHULAON KAUSE AK PAL K LIA
JIS PAL MAIN MILE APP HAR PAL K LIA
WO PAL B THAM GAYA THA KUCH PAL K LIA
AJ PHIR AP YAAD AYE PAL PAL K LIA

DOSTI ZINDAGI......

Dost zindagi may nahi mila kartay .
Baly
Zindagi dostoy may mila karti hay

WABASTA TERI......

wabasta teri hayat se sabhi silsile hain magar
meri zindagi hai mukhtasir teri dosti k liye

AIK KANJOOS ADMI.....

Aik kanjoos admi 8th floor se neche gira
Jab wo girta hua apnay kitchen ki window k pas aya
to Apni bivi se bola
"Shabana! Meri Roti na Pakana"

AIK ADMI.....

Aik Admi hotel gya us ne wahan Computer dekha
Us ne check kiya to wahan par Internet loga hua tha
Us ne socha k bivi ko mail kar don
us ne mail likhe or ghalat Address par bhej de
Dis Aurat k mail mili wo apnay Husband ko dafna kar arhe the
Jab us ne mail parhe to behoosh ho gye
Mail me likha tha
"MAIN YAHAN KHERIYAT SE POHANCH GYA HOON
YAHAN PAR INTERNET MOJOD HAY MAIN TUMHAY BHI
BULA LONGA"

SCHOOL KA TOILET....

School ka Toilet b Ajeeb hy
Pappu ko Qabz b shadeed hy
Toilet me na to light hy,
Pappu ki halat tight hy,
Bhens bari ya Aqal bari,
Pappu ki pant me Nikal pari.

JAB WO.....

Jb wo make up karti hy
to bilkul reema lagti hy
wah wah

jb wo make up karti ha to bilkul reema lagti hy

Or jb wo make up nhi karti to shafqat cheema lagti hy

U R VERY......

U r Very special 4 me.
So i want 2 gift u N-73
.
.
.

NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
NNNNNNNN
Gin lena puray hy:-D

PATHAN TO AMERICAN.....

Aik Pathan ney aik American se kaha k ham ne aik aisi cheez Ijad ki hai jis k Zariay Deewar ke dosry taraf Dekha ja sakta hai.
American hiran hokar bola Wo kia cheez hai
Pathan ne kaha SORAAKH

BHOOLNA THA.....

bhoolna tha tu ye ikraar kiya hi kyoun tha
bewafa tum ne mujhe pyar kiya hi kyoun ta
sirf do chaar sawalaat ka moka de dey
hum tere shaher men aye hen musafir ki terha
sirf ik bar mulakat ka moka de dey

BUHUT DOOR HO......

buhut door ho magar buhut paas rehtay ho
aankhon say dor sahi,magar dil k paas rehtay ho
mughay bas itna batao,,,,,kia tum bhi bin mere udas rehtay ho????
:::::::::MiSSiNg uuuu::::::::::

KABHI AATI HAY......

kabhi aati hai
khamoshi se
chupke se
barsath mein
veraney mein
anjaney mein
kis waja se
kis liye
kis ki khatir
kis k liye
kiya bataein
yeh kiya hai
ek ehsaas
ek piyaas
phir bhi achi lagti hai
anjani si
bhigi si
phechani si
khubsorat si
tumhari yaad!

APNI ZINDAGI......

Apni zindagi mein mujh ko kareeb samajhna,
Koi ghum aaye to shareek samjhna,
de denge muskurahat aansoon k badlay,
Magar hazaron doston mein thora aziz samjhna.

APNI ZINDAGI......

Apni zindagi mein mujh ko kareeb samajhna,
Koi ghum aaye to shareek samjhna,
de denge muskurahat aansoon k badlay,
Magar hazaron doston mein thora aziz samjhna.

HUM TUMHAY.....

Hum tumhay paa kar khona nahi chatay,
Judai mein aap ki rona nahi chatay,
Aap humaray he rehna humesha pyaar bankar,
Hum bhi kisi or ka hona nahi chatay.

NA CHAHO ITNAA.....

NA CHAHO ITNA HAMAIN CHAHATOON SE DAR LAGTA HAI
NA AAOO ITNA QAREEB K JUDAI SE DAAR LAGTA HAI
SUNA HAI MUHABAIT QURBANI MAGTI HAI
QURBANI DENE SE DAR LAGTA HAI
TUMHARI WAFAOON PER YAQEEN HAI
MAGAR APNI ZAAT SE DAAR LAGTA HAI
SOOCH NA THA KISI KO ITNA CHAHENY GE
AB TU APNI SOOCHOON SE BHI DAAR LAGTA HAI

ITs SHORT THING....

It’s short thing, gets longer when u hold it, and pass between women breasts, and enters into a hole. What is it?
Car Seat Belt, you dirty mind.

WIVES ARE.....

Wives r incoming calls,
Lovers r outgoing calls,
Aunties r Toll-free calls,
Callgirls r Roaming calls,
Neighbour girls r Missed Calls.

JOURNALIST TO MALIKA.....

A journalist to mallika sherawat: What is the first thing you do in the morning when you wake up? 
Mallika: I go back to my home!

IN A BAR......

In a bar 1 Guy says 2 another 
"I slept wid ur mom last nite"
D whole bar was waiting 4 d other Guy's response.

He laughs & says, "Lets go home dad, U r drunk"

A MAN WAS......

A man was looking at a painting for a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering the body, he was asked what he was doing and he answered - waiting for autumn.

MEHERBANI KADARDAN.....

MEHERBAN

KADARDAN

DEKH TAMSHA MERI JAAN

AB YEH BANDAR(MONKEY) SMS PERH GA OR

MUSKRAYE GA

PHIR SMS KO FOWARD KER K APNI HOSHYARI

DEKHAYE GA

TO BAJAO TAILIAN

ROSE, LOTUS, TULIP.....

ROSE

LOTUS

TULIP

SUNFLOWER

JASMINE



ARE FLOWERS ARE SWEET BUT THEY HAVE NO

COMPARISION WITHYOU!!

.

KYU K

.

.

GOBHI K PHOOL KI BAT

HI KUCH OR HAI.

HUSBAND WIFE....

Wife: sunye jub app nay pehli baar mera ghonghut uthaya tha

tu kesa mehsos kya tha?



Husband: mai marr jata agar AAYAT-UL-KURSI yaad na hoti

JAB SE TUM KO.....

jab se tum ko dekha hai

mujhe raat ko neend nhi aati



aur jab bhi tumhari yaad aati hai

dil se ek awaaz aati hai






(jal tu jalal tu aaye bala ko tal tu)