TODAY IS A DAY OF.......

Today is a day of celebration. Why?
Because,
years ago on the same day,
GOD sent me my flesh and bone conscience.
Wishing my friendly inner voice a very happy birthday.

IN SOFT.........

In soft gleaming night of stars,

May all your dreams come true.

May every star of every night,

Bring love and joy to you.


Happy Birthday to you.

WISH YOU.....

Wish you a many many happy returns of the day. May God bless you with health, wealth and prosperity in your life






HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU.

LET THE GOD......

Let the GOD decorate each GOLDEN RAY OF THE SUN reaching u with wishes of Success, Happiness and prosperity 4 U, Wish you a super duper Happy Birthday.

HOW DO YOU.....

How do you expect me to remember your birthday, when you never look any older?

I LOVE..........

this time i'm sure and i'm gonna say it......
i
i l
i lo
i lov
i love
i love y
i love yo
i love yougurt: especially with rice

LAKRI KI KAATHI.....

lakri ki kaathi, kaathi ka ghoora, ghoorey ki dum pe jo maara hathoora, ghoora dhora . ghoora dhoora ..dum daba k dhoora, ary hey mr tum kahan dhoor rahey ho ghoorey ki baat chal rahi hai

DIL CHAHTA HAY......

dil chahata hay, tum say milnay ko dil chahata hay, tum ko daikhnay ko dil chahata hay, mager ye stupid gate ceeper kia keh raha hay.....................

aaj zoo band hay???

GOOD MORNING.....

good morning.......
have u done 2 of thae most important things when u woke up today????
1) pray , so that u may live long
2) take a bath so that other can live long.......

WHY DO DONKEY.......

why do donkey eat grass?
.....??
......????
...........????????
oooooooppppsssss!!!! i'm sorry. it's ur personal matter.

JUB SUBHA....

jub subah jago tu kalma tayaba parho.
jub pani peny lago tu bismillah parho.
jub mujhy dekho tu subhanallah parho.
jub shesha dekho tu laholawala parho

.........

EYES: to look at u.
HAND: to pray for u.
MIND: to remember u.
HEART: to make friendship with u.
and
LEG: to kick u if u forget me....
So alkways remeber me!!!

DOSTI PAY....

Dosti Py Jeena Dosti Py Marna
Sacha Dost Ager Na Mily To Dosti Na Karna
dosti Phool Hay Us Ko Sanbhal Ky Rakhna
Tooty Na Dil Kisi Ka Itna Khayal Rakhna

KABHI LAFZ BHUL JAON......

kabhi lafz bholl jaon
kabhi baat bhol jaon
tujhy is qadar chahon apni zaat bhol jaon
uth kr jo tery pass se chal do
jaty huy khod ko tery pas bhol jao

US PAL......

US PAL KO BHULAON KAUSE AK PAL K LIA
JIS PAL MAIN MILE APP HAR PAL K LIA
WO PAL B THAM GAYA THA KUCH PAL K LIA
AJ PHIR AP YAAD AYE PAL PAL K LIA

DOSTI ZINDAGI......

Dost zindagi may nahi mila kartay .
Baly
Zindagi dostoy may mila karti hay

WABASTA TERI......

wabasta teri hayat se sabhi silsile hain magar
meri zindagi hai mukhtasir teri dosti k liye

AIK KANJOOS ADMI.....

Aik kanjoos admi 8th floor se neche gira
Jab wo girta hua apnay kitchen ki window k pas aya
to Apni bivi se bola
"Shabana! Meri Roti na Pakana"

AIK ADMI.....

Aik Admi hotel gya us ne wahan Computer dekha
Us ne check kiya to wahan par Internet loga hua tha
Us ne socha k bivi ko mail kar don
us ne mail likhe or ghalat Address par bhej de
Dis Aurat k mail mili wo apnay Husband ko dafna kar arhe the
Jab us ne mail parhe to behoosh ho gye
Mail me likha tha
"MAIN YAHAN KHERIYAT SE POHANCH GYA HOON
YAHAN PAR INTERNET MOJOD HAY MAIN TUMHAY BHI
BULA LONGA"

SCHOOL KA TOILET....

School ka Toilet b Ajeeb hy
Pappu ko Qabz b shadeed hy
Toilet me na to light hy,
Pappu ki halat tight hy,
Bhens bari ya Aqal bari,
Pappu ki pant me Nikal pari.

JAB WO.....

Jb wo make up karti hy
to bilkul reema lagti hy
wah wah

jb wo make up karti ha to bilkul reema lagti hy

Or jb wo make up nhi karti to shafqat cheema lagti hy

U R VERY......

U r Very special 4 me.
So i want 2 gift u N-73
.
.
.

NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
NNNNNNNN
Gin lena puray hy:-D

PATHAN TO AMERICAN.....

Aik Pathan ney aik American se kaha k ham ne aik aisi cheez Ijad ki hai jis k Zariay Deewar ke dosry taraf Dekha ja sakta hai.
American hiran hokar bola Wo kia cheez hai
Pathan ne kaha SORAAKH

BHOOLNA THA.....

bhoolna tha tu ye ikraar kiya hi kyoun tha
bewafa tum ne mujhe pyar kiya hi kyoun ta
sirf do chaar sawalaat ka moka de dey
hum tere shaher men aye hen musafir ki terha
sirf ik bar mulakat ka moka de dey

BUHUT DOOR HO......

buhut door ho magar buhut paas rehtay ho
aankhon say dor sahi,magar dil k paas rehtay ho
mughay bas itna batao,,,,,kia tum bhi bin mere udas rehtay ho????
:::::::::MiSSiNg uuuu::::::::::

KABHI AATI HAY......

kabhi aati hai
khamoshi se
chupke se
barsath mein
veraney mein
anjaney mein
kis waja se
kis liye
kis ki khatir
kis k liye
kiya bataein
yeh kiya hai
ek ehsaas
ek piyaas
phir bhi achi lagti hai
anjani si
bhigi si
phechani si
khubsorat si
tumhari yaad!

APNI ZINDAGI......

Apni zindagi mein mujh ko kareeb samajhna,
Koi ghum aaye to shareek samjhna,
de denge muskurahat aansoon k badlay,
Magar hazaron doston mein thora aziz samjhna.

APNI ZINDAGI......

Apni zindagi mein mujh ko kareeb samajhna,
Koi ghum aaye to shareek samjhna,
de denge muskurahat aansoon k badlay,
Magar hazaron doston mein thora aziz samjhna.

HUM TUMHAY.....

Hum tumhay paa kar khona nahi chatay,
Judai mein aap ki rona nahi chatay,
Aap humaray he rehna humesha pyaar bankar,
Hum bhi kisi or ka hona nahi chatay.

NA CHAHO ITNAA.....

NA CHAHO ITNA HAMAIN CHAHATOON SE DAR LAGTA HAI
NA AAOO ITNA QAREEB K JUDAI SE DAAR LAGTA HAI
SUNA HAI MUHABAIT QURBANI MAGTI HAI
QURBANI DENE SE DAR LAGTA HAI
TUMHARI WAFAOON PER YAQEEN HAI
MAGAR APNI ZAAT SE DAAR LAGTA HAI
SOOCH NA THA KISI KO ITNA CHAHENY GE
AB TU APNI SOOCHOON SE BHI DAAR LAGTA HAI

ITs SHORT THING....

It’s short thing, gets longer when u hold it, and pass between women breasts, and enters into a hole. What is it?
Car Seat Belt, you dirty mind.

WIVES ARE.....

Wives r incoming calls,
Lovers r outgoing calls,
Aunties r Toll-free calls,
Callgirls r Roaming calls,
Neighbour girls r Missed Calls.

JOURNALIST TO MALIKA.....

A journalist to mallika sherawat: What is the first thing you do in the morning when you wake up? 
Mallika: I go back to my home!

IN A BAR......

In a bar 1 Guy says 2 another 
"I slept wid ur mom last nite"
D whole bar was waiting 4 d other Guy's response.

He laughs & says, "Lets go home dad, U r drunk"

A MAN WAS......

A man was looking at a painting for a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering the body, he was asked what he was doing and he answered - waiting for autumn.

MEHERBANI KADARDAN.....

MEHERBAN

KADARDAN

DEKH TAMSHA MERI JAAN

AB YEH BANDAR(MONKEY) SMS PERH GA OR

MUSKRAYE GA

PHIR SMS KO FOWARD KER K APNI HOSHYARI

DEKHAYE GA

TO BAJAO TAILIAN

ROSE, LOTUS, TULIP.....

ROSE

LOTUS

TULIP

SUNFLOWER

JASMINE



ARE FLOWERS ARE SWEET BUT THEY HAVE NO

COMPARISION WITHYOU!!

.

KYU K

.

.

GOBHI K PHOOL KI BAT

HI KUCH OR HAI.

HUSBAND WIFE....

Wife: sunye jub app nay pehli baar mera ghonghut uthaya tha

tu kesa mehsos kya tha?



Husband: mai marr jata agar AAYAT-UL-KURSI yaad na hoti

JAB SE TUM KO.....

jab se tum ko dekha hai

mujhe raat ko neend nhi aati



aur jab bhi tumhari yaad aati hai

dil se ek awaaz aati hai






(jal tu jalal tu aaye bala ko tal tu)

MISSING YOU...

i went 2 c d cardiologist 2day.

ECG showed anomalies in my heart’s mode of operation.

The doc said my heart was missing something 4 proper functioning.

I was rushed 2 d theater & surgery was about 2 commence

when i told the doc that surgery cud not solve d problem.

cause my heart was missing u!

MIS U ON EID...

Lonesome without u,
Each n every moments.
When i am alone
I close my eyes n think of u
N thoughts of ur love warms
Me inside n makes me smile.
miss you a lot. eid mubarak

THE PAIN....

The pain is not on the day of missing our dear ones.
The pain is really when u live without them
&
with their presence in your mind

I HAVE LOTS OF...

I have lots of jokes in my inbox,

But I can’t send you all of them,

It will take a lot of time,

So I’m sending you just 1 joke

.

.

.

“You are so beautiful”

WHEN SOMEBODY...

When somebody who is deeply
in Love with you tells that
You arecute, beautiful, & angelic,
I agree. That’s true,Believe me,
I swear because love is definitely blind

GOD THOUGHT....

God thought that since
he couldn’t b everywhere
he made a mother.

Then devil thought that
he couldn’t be everywhere
he made a mother-in-law

NO LIFE EVER GROWS GREAT...

No life ever grows great until it isfocused, dedicated, and disciplined.

But no life is ever happy untilit is lived for the glory of God.

Keep the faith.

ATM is jammed because of....

Breaking News

ATM @ Gulshan-e-Iqbal Is Jammed &
Not In Working Condition...
Because...
Sardar’s Wife Put Hair pin In Machine

When It Said”, Enter Ur PIN”

Far sighting of an old man

Once an old man was waiting for a train, sitting on a bench.
A young boy came to him and asked the time.
Old man refused to tell the time.
Boy insisted again & again but old man denied again & again.
Boy asked the reason?
Old man said if i tell you the time,
then you will ask about me,my name,job etc.
Then i will ask about you,
both of us will be frank.
By chance you may get the seat with me.
Then you may get down at my station.
My daughter will come to receive me.
She will meet you. She is beautiful.
You may fall in love with her,she too.
Then she may insist to marry u, even may threaten me.
And i am sorry that
I dont want such a poor son in law
who hasn’t his own watch to see the time.

A BABY MOSQUITO

A baby mosquito came back after its 1st fight....

Dad asked: “how did u feel?”...

It replied: “Dad it was wonderful.
evry1 ws clappin 4 me”


Moral: Take evrything positively

FRIENDSHIP IS ABOUT...

4 my sweet n world best loving friends

Friendship isn’t about “I m sorry”
it’s about “kamine teri ghalti hai”

It’s not about “I’m here 4 u”
It’s about “Kahan hay nalayak?”

Its not about “I understand”
Its about “sab teri wajah se hua hai manhoos”

It’s not about “I care 4 u”
it’s about “kamino mujhey chor k kaha jaogey?”

It’s not about “Im’ happy 4 ur success”
It’s about,”chal beta parhnay dey”.

ONE DAY...

One day i may die without saying good bye to U.

But i will never forget to say thank you,

Because you hold the most loveliest part in my life

LENDING MIRROR

Having a good laugh with a friend
like you stimulates endorphins,
the brain’s natural painkillers.
So, if you need to laugh and
you can’t find a friend like yourself,
I can lend you my mirror.

AM I CUTE?

AM I CUTE? TEST

call, if i m cute
miss call, if i m gorgeous
Text back if i m pretty
Text a joke if i m charming
Just ignore if u r jealous

I WANT U

I want u …

To be with me In a nice Restaurent

To have candle light dinner…. &

to say those sweet three words to U….



“Pay The Bill”

NEGATIVE ANSWER

By expecting a negative answer,

Girlfriend ask “Have u ever cheated, lie, broken promise?”

To satisfy his girl,

the boy reply a negative answer:“Nothing of these, I haven’t done.”

Kabhi roke muskuraye, kabhi muskurake roye
Teri yaad jab bhi aayee, tujhe bhula bulake roye
Ek tera hi naam tha jise hazaar baartha likha
Jise khush hue the likhkar use mita mitake roye...

PANI MAIN VISKEE MILAOO TU NASH CHARTA HAI
PANI MAIN RUM MILAOO TU NASH CHARTA HAI
PANI MAIN BRANDY MILAOO TU NASH CHARTA HAI
KUCH TU HAI SAALA PANI MAIN HE GURBAR HAI

NA CHAHO ITNA HAMAIN CHAHATOON SE DAR LAGTA HAI
NA AAOO ITNA QAREEB K JUDAI SE DAAR LAGTA HAI
SUNA HAI MUHABAIT QURBANI MAGTI HAI
QURBANI DENE SE DAR LAGTA HAI
TUMHARI WAFAOON PER YAQEEN HAI
MAGAR APNI ZAAT SE DAAR LAGTA HAI
SOOCH NA THA KISI KO ITNA CHAHENY GE
AB TU APNI SOOCHOON SE BHI DAAR LAGTA HAI

MEHERBAN

KADARDAN

DEKH TAMSHA MERI JAAN

AB YEH BANDAR(MONKEY) SMS PERH GA OR

MUSKRAYE GA

PHIR SMS KO FOWARD KER K APNI HOSHYARI

DEKHAYE GA

TU BAJAO TAILIAN

ROSE

LOTUS

TULIP

SUNFLOWER

JASMINE



ARE FLOWERS ARE SWEET BUT THEY HAVE NO

COMPARISION WITHYOU!!

.

KYU K

.

.

GOBHI K PHOOL KI BAT

HI KUCH OR HAI.

Wife: sunye jub app nay pehli baar mera ghonghut uthaya tha

tu kesa mehsos kya tha?



Husband: mai marr jata agar AAYAT-UL-KURSI yaad na hoti

Taare aasmaan mein chamakte hai , baadal duur hai phir bhi baraste hai, hum bhi kitne naadan hai, aap dil mein rehte hai aur hum milne ko taraste hai..

Dil to chahta hai tumse milna per faaslon ki duri hai, Hum to sada tumhare saath hain sirf nazron ki duri hai.

KABHI KABHI DIL UDAAS HOTA HA, HALKA SA AANKHON KO EHSAAS HOTA HA , JHALAKTE HAINI MERE BHI AANKHON SE AANSOO, JAB UN KI DOOR HONEY KA EHSAAS HOTA HA.

Tum Paas Aey..

Yun Muskuraey..

Apne 32 Daant Mujhko Dikhaey..

Ab to Mera DiL
Phoot Phoot k Rota hai…

Yaar Tumse To Brush bhi
Theek se Nahi hota hai..!!!

Aaj kal tum mushkurati bahut ho,
mere dil ko bhaati bahut ho,
dil kehta hai le jaaun tumhen dinner pe,
par suna hai tum khaati bahut ho!

Plz call me,
its urgent.
Ek accident ho gaya hai.
.
.
.
.
.
Aap ka hi blood group chahiye,
Plz mana mat karna
.
.
Warna
.
.
GADHA mar jayega

Har Asman me
Sitare Nahi Hote

har samandar ke
kinare nahi hote

har nazr se
ishare nahi hote

har bahar me
nazare nahi hote

har park me
fuvare nahi hote

har jaam ke
paimane nahi hote

sabhi hasino ke
diwane naahi hote

har gam ke
fasane naahi hote

har mahtama
sant nahi hota

har msg ka
ant nahi hota

ped pe lage hain aam jake tod lo
Agar kuch reh gaya hai tu khud jod lo

ab gusse se muh na fulou
mentos khao dimag ki batti jalao

aur bijli ka bill bachao

mano meri baat nahinto bhaad main jao
bahut ho gaya ab mera dimag mat khao

padana hain SMS padho
nahin tu lal wala button dabao

tumhe jitna pakana tha maine paka liya
ab tum kisi aur ko pakao

itni der se sms pad rahe hu
kuch kha pi ke aao

mera kaam hu gaya
ab tum apna hunar dikaho

tum ne pad liya
ab dusron ko bhi padao

Log Kehtain hain Rupaiye se bhadkar kuch nahin

Log Kehtain hain Rupaiye se bhadkar kuch nahin

Log Kehtain hain Rupaiye se bhadkar kuch nahin.....

..
..
..
..
..
..

Main kehta hun.....

hain

na........

Dollars $

Pounds

Dinars

Banane Wale ne ek dost mere liye Banaya..

Jise Aap Ke roop main maine Paya...

Jo mere dil main aisa samaya...
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.
.
.

Jaise porani haveli main bhoot ka saya....

LARKi Ro Ro Ke LARKAY Se Keh Rahi
Hai
:
:
:
:
:
:
Haath Chorr kaminay Meri Naak Beh Rahi Hai....

Aik Din Aapki Life Main Aik Aisee Larki Aaye Gee Jo Aapko Bohot Ziyada Pyaar Karay Gee.

Aap Ko Pyaar Say Chahay Gee Aur Aap Ko Dhair Sari Kiss Bhi Karay Gee.

Aur Kahay Gee.

I
Love
You
“PAPA”

1-u r nice person
2-line 1 is true
3-line 2 is false if line 1 is true
4-both 2 & 3 lines are true
5-line 4 is false
?
Tension hui?


Ab dusron ko b do!

Jo shakhs Jumerat k roz bahir chalty hoy in alfaz ka kasrat se wird kary ga ZAROOR wo mala maal ho jaye ga


:

:

"Allah k Naam pe de de BaBa"

dil chahata hay, tum say milnay ko dil chahata hay, tum ko daikhnay ko dil chahata hay, mager ye stupid gate Keeper kia keh raha hay.....................aaj zoo band hay???

no visits..........
no calls...........
no missed calls........
no sms\'s............
no mails...............
no chat............
i m worried.......... kya tum phir jail mein ho????

mujhay
aap
se
kuch
kehna hai
wohi
3
lafz
jo
sub
ki dilon
ki dharkan
ko cho lain
i...
love....
Pakistan

SURAJ RAUSHNI LE KAR AAYAA
AUR CHIDYOn NE GAANAA GAAYAA
PHOOLOn NE HAnS HAnS KAR BOLAA
MUBARAK HO TUMHAARA JANAM DIN AAYAA

Hum aapke janamdin par dete hain yeh dua
Hum aur tum milkar, honge kabhi na juda
Jivan bhar sath denge apna he ye vaada
Tuj par apni jaan bhi denge, apna he ye irada

Chand se pyari chandni, chandni se bhi pyari raat
Raat se pyari zindgi, aur zindgi se bhi pyare aap (Happy Birthday)

Chand se pyari chandni, chandni se bhi pyari raat
Raat se pyari zindgi, aur zindgi se bhi pyare aap (Happy Birthday)

Hamari dosti ka ehsas
Aik din bahroon k phool murjha jayeenge jab bhule se kabhi hum yaad aayeenge
ahsas hoga tumhein humari dosti ka jab duur bahat duur hum tum se chale jayeenge

DEAR CUSTUMER

ASSALAM-U-ALYKUM!

Aapki dosti ki
validity khatam ho rahi
hai, braye mehrbany
foran 1 piara sa sms kar k
recharge karain.

From:
FRIENDSHIP CARE SERVICE

PAAS AA KAR SAB

HE DOOR CHALE

JATE HAIN,

HUM

AKELE THEY HUM

AKELE HE REH

JATE HAIN,

DIL KA

DARD KISSE

DIKHAEN DOST,

MARHAM LAGANE

WALE HE ZAKHAM

DE JATE HAIN.

Santa: I have swallowed a kay.
Doctor: When?
Santa: 3 months back!
Doctor: What were you doing till now?
Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too

How did santa tried to kill a bird??

He took it to the top of a building and dropped it from there to die.

Titanic was sinking.
An englishman asked Santa, "How far is land"?
Santa: 2 KMs.
Englishman jumped into sea.
Englishman: Now, which direction?
Santa: Downwards!

Touch ur heart

Close ur eyes

Make a wish

Say good nite

sky so wide
Stars so bright
off the light

sleep quite quite
..(-.-)..
ZzzZZZzz

SWeet DreAms...

Someday somehow watever u prayed for will COME TRUE...
It may not be in the exact pakage u wanted...
But... It will be what GOD thinks is best for YOU...

No life ever grows great until it is focused, dedicated, and disciplined. But no life is ever happy until it is lived for the glory of God. Keep the faith.

This msg has No Fat
No cholesterol n No Addictive
this is all natural except, with a lot of sugar. But it can never be as sweet as the one reading it.Happy Birthday

Somebody up there Loves you
Somebody down here cares for you
Happy Birthday!!!

Before the clock strikes twelve let me take the opportunity to let you know that you have grown a year more...
Happy birthday...

Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper! Congrats You can make free calls!

Who Wants 2 B A
£MILLIONAIRE£

Let's play?
Q.Nobody likes you because you are a:


A.Cunt
B.Wanker
C.Rsole
D.Twat



50/50



Phone a friend?


Ring me! I will tell you!

Sometimes, my mind asks. Why I miss you? Why I care for you? Why I remember you? Why I text you? Then my heart answered, Mongoloids need more care! Hehehe. Now, you're smiling! =)

Good FRIENDS CaRE for each Other..
CLoSE Friends UNDERSTaND each Other...
and TRUE Friends STaY forever
beyond words,
beyond time...**

Thank you for touching my life in ways you may never know. My riches do not lie in material wealth, but in having friend like you - a precious gift from God.

Friendship is not about finding similarities, it is about respecting differences. You are not my friend coz you are like me, but because i accept you and respect you the way you are.

A simple BYE make us cry, A simple JOKE make us laugh, simple CARE make us fall in love. I hope my simple SMS make you think of me. I miss you.

In my life I learned how 2 love, 2 smile, 2 B happy, 2 B strong,
2 work hard, 2 B honest, 2 B faithful, 2 forgive. But I couldn't learn how 2 forget U...

Some things are left undone, some words are left unsaid, some feelings are left unexpressed, but someone as sweet as you could never be left unmissed.

One day there was this naked man and elephant, the elephant looks at the naked man for a few seconds, ask the naked man,

.

"HOW CAN YOU BREATH THROUGH THAT LITTLE THING?"

Teacher: why are you late?

Student: My dad told me to take our cow to bull.

Teacher(Angrily): Can't your dad to it?

Student: No, only BULL can do it.

Wen things go wrong...

Wen sadness fills ur heart...

wen tears flow in ur eyes...

always remember 3 things

.

1) I'm with u...

.

2) Still with u...

.

3) Will ALWAYS b...

24hrs make a lovely day, 7 days make a lovely week, 52 weeks make a lovely year & knowing a person like me will make ur life lovely.

.

Have a lovely day n life!**

Don't wait until it's too late to tell someone how much you love, how much you care. Because when they're gone, no matter how loud you shout and cry, they won't hear you anymore.

Hi,

.

Doing nothing?

.

Then Make a Place,

.

4 Me in ur Heart!!

.

I May come there any time!

.

Ur's Faithfully,

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

"HeArT aTtAcK"

WARNING ! ! !

This is a VIRUS . . .

When you turn your phone off it WON'T WORK AGAIN

U are a...

B. I. T. C. H.

Beautiful

Intelligent

Talented

Cute

Horny

r u smiling now?

*YOU BITCH*

Faith makes all things possible, love makes all things easy, hopes makes all things work, but ur gorgeous smile brings all faith, luv & hope in me!

Touch my heart & u’ll feel, Listen to my heart & u’ll hear, Look into my heart & u’ll see, That u’ll always be a special part of me

It takes two to tango, two to kiss, two to talk & reminisce. So many good things come in pair & one of those things is ME n YOU!

What's the difference between wife n neighbours wife? Wife is a chocolate, can have any time. Neighbour's wife is like an ice-cream, shud hv immediately.

It's the sweetest thing to do. Do it the bed, on a sofa, in the bathroom or anywhere! U must never stop doing it. It's called Prayer! God bless ur naughty mind.

FUNNY

Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?

Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only boy I ever loved'

Gal: Great! I want 10 of them.