I LOVE..........

this time i'm sure and i'm gonna say it......
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i l
i lo
i lov
i love
i love y
i love yo
i love yougurt: especially with rice

GOOD MORNING.....

good morning.......
have u done 2 of thae most important things when u woke up today????
1) pray , so that u may live long
2) take a bath so that other can live long.......

ITs SHORT THING....

It’s short thing, gets longer when u hold it, and pass between women breasts, and enters into a hole. What is it?
Car Seat Belt, you dirty mind.

WIVES ARE.....

Wives r incoming calls,
Lovers r outgoing calls,
Aunties r Toll-free calls,
Callgirls r Roaming calls,
Neighbour girls r Missed Calls.

JOURNALIST TO MALIKA.....

A journalist to mallika sherawat: What is the first thing you do in the morning when you wake up? 
Mallika: I go back to my home!

IN A BAR......

In a bar 1 Guy says 2 another 
"I slept wid ur mom last nite"
D whole bar was waiting 4 d other Guy's response.

He laughs & says, "Lets go home dad, U r drunk"

A MAN WAS......

A man was looking at a painting for a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering the body, he was asked what he was doing and he answered - waiting for autumn.

One day there was this naked man and elephant, the elephant looks at the naked man for a few seconds, ask the naked man,

.

"HOW CAN YOU BREATH THROUGH THAT LITTLE THING?"

Teacher: why are you late?

Student: My dad told me to take our cow to bull.

Teacher(Angrily): Can't your dad to it?

Student: No, only BULL can do it.