I LOVE..........

this time i'm sure and i'm gonna say it......
i
i l
i lo
i lov
i love
i love y
i love yo
i love yougurt: especially with rice

GOOD MORNING.....

good morning.......
have u done 2 of thae most important things when u woke up today????
1) pray , so that u may live long
2) take a bath so that other can live long.......

ATM is jammed because of....

Breaking News

ATM @ Gulshan-e-Iqbal Is Jammed &
Not In Working Condition...
Because...
Sardar’s Wife Put Hair pin In Machine

When It Said”, Enter Ur PIN”

Far sighting of an old man

Once an old man was waiting for a train, sitting on a bench.
A young boy came to him and asked the time.
Old man refused to tell the time.
Boy insisted again & again but old man denied again & again.
Boy asked the reason?
Old man said if i tell you the time,
then you will ask about me,my name,job etc.
Then i will ask about you,
both of us will be frank.
By chance you may get the seat with me.
Then you may get down at my station.
My daughter will come to receive me.
She will meet you. She is beautiful.
You may fall in love with her,she too.
Then she may insist to marry u, even may threaten me.
And i am sorry that
I dont want such a poor son in law
who hasn’t his own watch to see the time.

A BABY MOSQUITO

A baby mosquito came back after its 1st fight....

Dad asked: “how did u feel?”...

It replied: “Dad it was wonderful.
evry1 ws clappin 4 me”


Moral: Take evrything positively

What's the difference between wife n neighbours wife? Wife is a chocolate, can have any time. Neighbour's wife is like an ice-cream, shud hv immediately.

It's the sweetest thing to do. Do it the bed, on a sofa, in the bathroom or anywhere! U must never stop doing it. It's called Prayer! God bless ur naughty mind.

FUNNY

Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?

Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only boy I ever loved'

Gal: Great! I want 10 of them.