Friday 11 September 2009

Kabhi roke muskuraye, kabhi muskurake roye
Teri yaad jab bhi aayee, tujhe bhula bulake roye
Ek tera hi naam tha jise hazaar baartha likha
Jise khush hue the likhkar use mita mitake roye...
PANI MAIN VISKEE MILAOO TU NASH CHARTA HAI
PANI MAIN RUM MILAOO TU NASH CHARTA HAI
PANI MAIN BRANDY MILAOO TU NASH CHARTA HAI
KUCH TU HAI SAALA PANI MAIN HE GURBAR HAI
NA CHAHO ITNA HAMAIN CHAHATOON SE DAR LAGTA HAI
NA AAOO ITNA QAREEB K JUDAI SE DAAR LAGTA HAI
SUNA HAI MUHABAIT QURBANI MAGTI HAI
QURBANI DENE SE DAR LAGTA HAI
TUMHARI WAFAOON PER YAQEEN HAI
MAGAR APNI ZAAT SE DAAR LAGTA HAI
SOOCH NA THA KISI KO ITNA CHAHENY GE
AB TU APNI SOOCHOON SE BHI DAAR LAGTA HAI
MEHERBAN

KADARDAN

DEKH TAMSHA MERI JAAN

AB YEH BANDAR(MONKEY) SMS PERH GA OR

MUSKRAYE GA

PHIR SMS KO FOWARD KER K APNI HOSHYARI

DEKHAYE GA

TU BAJAO TAILIAN
ROSE

LOTUS

TULIP

SUNFLOWER

JASMINE



ARE FLOWERS ARE SWEET BUT THEY HAVE NO

COMPARISION WITHYOU!!

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KYU K

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GOBHI K PHOOL KI BAT

HI KUCH OR HAI.
Wife: sunye jub app nay pehli baar mera ghonghut uthaya tha

tu kesa mehsos kya tha?



Husband: mai marr jata agar AAYAT-UL-KURSI yaad na hoti
Taare aasmaan mein chamakte hai , baadal duur hai phir bhi baraste hai, hum bhi kitne naadan hai, aap dil mein rehte hai aur hum milne ko taraste hai..
Dil to chahta hai tumse milna per faaslon ki duri hai, Hum to sada tumhare saath hain sirf nazron ki duri hai.
KABHI KABHI DIL UDAAS HOTA HA, HALKA SA AANKHON KO EHSAAS HOTA HA , JHALAKTE HAINI MERE BHI AANKHON SE AANSOO, JAB UN KI DOOR HONEY KA EHSAAS HOTA HA.
Tum Paas Aey..

Yun Muskuraey..

Apne 32 Daant Mujhko Dikhaey..

Ab to Mera DiL
Phoot Phoot k Rota hai…

Yaar Tumse To Brush bhi
Theek se Nahi hota hai..!!!
Aaj kal tum mushkurati bahut ho,
mere dil ko bhaati bahut ho,
dil kehta hai le jaaun tumhen dinner pe,
par suna hai tum khaati bahut ho!
Plz call me,
its urgent.
Ek accident ho gaya hai.
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Aap ka hi blood group chahiye,
Plz mana mat karna
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Warna
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GADHA mar jayega
Har Asman me
Sitare Nahi Hote

har samandar ke
kinare nahi hote

har nazr se
ishare nahi hote

har bahar me
nazare nahi hote

har park me
fuvare nahi hote

har jaam ke
paimane nahi hote

sabhi hasino ke
diwane naahi hote

har gam ke
fasane naahi hote

har mahtama
sant nahi hota

har msg ka
ant nahi hota

ped pe lage hain aam jake tod lo
Agar kuch reh gaya hai tu khud jod lo

ab gusse se muh na fulou
mentos khao dimag ki batti jalao

aur bijli ka bill bachao

mano meri baat nahinto bhaad main jao
bahut ho gaya ab mera dimag mat khao

padana hain SMS padho
nahin tu lal wala button dabao

tumhe jitna pakana tha maine paka liya
ab tum kisi aur ko pakao

itni der se sms pad rahe hu
kuch kha pi ke aao

mera kaam hu gaya
ab tum apna hunar dikaho

tum ne pad liya
ab dusron ko bhi padao
Log Kehtain hain Rupaiye se bhadkar kuch nahin

Log Kehtain hain Rupaiye se bhadkar kuch nahin

Log Kehtain hain Rupaiye se bhadkar kuch nahin.....

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Main kehta hun.....

hain

na........

Dollars $

Pounds

Dinars
Banane Wale ne ek dost mere liye Banaya..

Jise Aap Ke roop main maine Paya...

Jo mere dil main aisa samaya...
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Jaise porani haveli main bhoot ka saya....
LARKi Ro Ro Ke LARKAY Se Keh Rahi
Hai
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Haath Chorr kaminay Meri Naak Beh Rahi Hai....

Aik Din Aapki Life Main Aik Aisee Larki Aaye Gee Jo Aapko Bohot Ziyada Pyaar Karay Gee.

Aap Ko Pyaar Say Chahay Gee Aur Aap Ko Dhair Sari Kiss Bhi Karay Gee.

Aur Kahay Gee.

I
Love
You
“PAPA”

1-u r nice person
2-line 1 is true
3-line 2 is false if line 1 is true
4-both 2 & 3 lines are true
5-line 4 is false
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Tension hui?


Ab dusron ko b do!
Jo shakhs Jumerat k roz bahir chalty hoy in alfaz ka kasrat se wird kary ga ZAROOR wo mala maal ho jaye ga


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"Allah k Naam pe de de BaBa"
dil chahata hay, tum say milnay ko dil chahata hay, tum ko daikhnay ko dil chahata hay, mager ye stupid gate Keeper kia keh raha hay.....................aaj zoo band hay???
no visits..........
no calls...........
no missed calls........
no sms\'s............
no mails...............
no chat............
i m worried.......... kya tum phir jail mein ho????
mujhay
aap
se
kuch
kehna hai
wohi
3
lafz
jo
sub
ki dilon
ki dharkan
ko cho lain
i...
love....
Pakistan
SURAJ RAUSHNI LE KAR AAYAA
AUR CHIDYOn NE GAANAA GAAYAA
PHOOLOn NE HAnS HAnS KAR BOLAA
MUBARAK HO TUMHAARA JANAM DIN AAYAA
Hum aapke janamdin par dete hain yeh dua
Hum aur tum milkar, honge kabhi na juda
Jivan bhar sath denge apna he ye vaada
Tuj par apni jaan bhi denge, apna he ye irada
Chand se pyari chandni, chandni se bhi pyari raat
Raat se pyari zindgi, aur zindgi se bhi pyare aap (Happy Birthday)
Chand se pyari chandni, chandni se bhi pyari raat
Raat se pyari zindgi, aur zindgi se bhi pyare aap (Happy Birthday)
Hamari dosti ka ehsas
Aik din bahroon k phool murjha jayeenge jab bhule se kabhi hum yaad aayeenge
ahsas hoga tumhein humari dosti ka jab duur bahat duur hum tum se chale jayeenge
DEAR CUSTUMER

ASSALAM-U-ALYKUM!

Aapki dosti ki
validity khatam ho rahi
hai, braye mehrbany
foran 1 piara sa sms kar k
recharge karain.

From:
FRIENDSHIP CARE SERVICE
PAAS AA KAR SAB

HE DOOR CHALE

JATE HAIN,

HUM

AKELE THEY HUM

AKELE HE REH

JATE HAIN,

DIL KA

DARD KISSE

DIKHAEN DOST,

MARHAM LAGANE

WALE HE ZAKHAM

DE JATE HAIN.
Santa: I have swallowed a kay.
Doctor: When?
Santa: 3 months back!
Doctor: What were you doing till now?
Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too
How did santa tried to kill a bird??

He took it to the top of a building and dropped it from there to die.
Titanic was sinking.
An englishman asked Santa, "How far is land"?
Santa: 2 KMs.
Englishman jumped into sea.
Englishman: Now, which direction?
Santa: Downwards!
Touch ur heart

Close ur eyes

Make a wish

Say good nite

sky so wide
Stars so bright
off the light

sleep quite quite
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ZzzZZZzz

SWeet DreAms...
Someday somehow watever u prayed for will COME TRUE...
It may not be in the exact pakage u wanted...
But... It will be what GOD thinks is best for YOU...

No life ever grows great until it is focused, dedicated, and disciplined. But no life is ever happy until it is lived for the glory of God. Keep the faith.
This msg has No Fat
No cholesterol n No Addictive
this is all natural except, with a lot of sugar. But it can never be as sweet as the one reading it.Happy Birthday
Somebody up there Loves you
Somebody down here cares for you
Happy Birthday!!!
Before the clock strikes twelve let me take the opportunity to let you know that you have grown a year more...
Happy birthday...
Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper! Congrats You can make free calls!
Who Wants 2 B A
£MILLIONAIRE£

Let's play?
Q.Nobody likes you because you are a:


A.Cunt
B.Wanker
C.Rsole
D.Twat



50/50



Phone a friend?


Ring me! I will tell you!
Sometimes, my mind asks. Why I miss you? Why I care for you? Why I remember you? Why I text you? Then my heart answered, Mongoloids need more care! Hehehe. Now, you're smiling! =)
Good FRIENDS CaRE for each Other..
CLoSE Friends UNDERSTaND each Other...
and TRUE Friends STaY forever
beyond words,
beyond time...**
Thank you for touching my life in ways you may never know. My riches do not lie in material wealth, but in having friend like you - a precious gift from God.
Friendship is not about finding similarities, it is about respecting differences. You are not my friend coz you are like me, but because i accept you and respect you the way you are.
A simple BYE make us cry, A simple JOKE make us laugh, simple CARE make us fall in love. I hope my simple SMS make you think of me. I miss you.
In my life I learned how 2 love, 2 smile, 2 B happy, 2 B strong,
2 work hard, 2 B honest, 2 B faithful, 2 forgive. But I couldn't learn how 2 forget U...
Some things are left undone, some words are left unsaid, some feelings are left unexpressed, but someone as sweet as you could never be left unmissed.
One day there was this naked man and elephant, the elephant looks at the naked man for a few seconds, ask the naked man,
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"HOW CAN YOU BREATH THROUGH THAT LITTLE THING?"
Teacher: why are you late?
Student: My dad told me to take our cow to bull.
Teacher(Angrily): Can't your dad to it?
Student: No, only BULL can do it.
Wen things go wrong...
Wen sadness fills ur heart...
wen tears flow in ur eyes...
always remember 3 things
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1) I'm with u...
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2) Still with u...
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3) Will ALWAYS b...
24hrs make a lovely day, 7 days make a lovely week, 52 weeks make a lovely year & knowing a person like me will make ur life lovely.
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Have a lovely day n life!**
Don't wait until it's too late to tell someone how much you love, how much you care. Because when they're gone, no matter how loud you shout and cry, they won't hear you anymore.
Hi,
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Doing nothing?
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Then Make a Place,
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4 Me in ur Heart!!
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I May come there any time!
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Ur's Faithfully,
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"HeArT aTtAcK"
WARNING ! ! !
This is a VIRUS . . .
When you turn your phone off it WON'T WORK AGAIN
U are a...
B. I. T. C. H.
Beautiful
Intelligent
Talented
Cute
Horny
r u smiling now?
*YOU BITCH*
Faith makes all things possible, love makes all things easy, hopes makes all things work, but ur gorgeous smile brings all faith, luv & hope in me!
Touch my heart & u’ll feel, Listen to my heart & u’ll hear, Look into my heart & u’ll see, That u’ll always be a special part of me
It takes two to tango, two to kiss, two to talk & reminisce. So many good things come in pair & one of those things is ME n YOU!
What's the difference between wife n neighbours wife? Wife is a chocolate, can have any time. Neighbour's wife is like an ice-cream, shud hv immediately.
It's the sweetest thing to do. Do it the bed, on a sofa, in the bathroom or anywhere! U must never stop doing it. It's called Prayer! God bless ur naughty mind.

FUNNY

Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only boy I ever loved'
Gal: Great! I want 10 of them.