TEACHER:.......

Teacher: isko english man translate kro
"Saima ny kpry pehen lye hyn"
boys: "Oh! Shit we are late" :->

GOVERNMENT NY AELAN.......

Govrment ny aeilan kya hy! jis shakhs k 5bachey hongy unhy 50000 dye jaingy.
sardar apne wife sy: myri gf k pas mera 1 beta hy abhe lata hon. Ghar aya to 2 bache nhi thy pocha kahan hy?
wife! jisky thy wo lygya... =P ;->

ARZ KIA HAY..........

=¤ARZ KIA HAI¤=
Seene mai na rakh saka wo mere raaz ko...
"Chotiye" ne sub kuch batadia 'FARAZ' ko... =P ;->

BIWI NY KAMEEZZZ.....

Biwi ne kameez utari, sexy nazar say Shohar ki taraf dekhtay huay shalwar bhi utar ker boli:
"Pata hai na, kya karna hai?"
Shohar: Han, kapray dhonay hai.. ;->

MALIKA SHARAWAT K.........

Mallika Sherewat ke marne k bad uski



kabar pe kya likhna hoga......?





…………guess…………











""""SALI PEHLI BAAR AKELI SOYI HAI"""

SANTA WAS DRAWING........

Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta, who was just behind him in the line said: I've seen ur password. It’s ****. Santa: U r wrong. It’s 1394.

TWO DAYS...........

Two days of powercut in Delhi had made life miserable. Worst affected was Delhi Metro station where families of Santa & Banta were struck for 48 hrs on escalators

SMILE IN.......

Smile in Pleasure
Smile in Pain
Smile when trouble pours like Rain
Smile when sum1 Hurts U
Smile becoz SOMEONE still
Loves to see u Smiling!!

IF I REACHED..........

if i reached for your hand , will u hold it ?
If i hold out my arms, will u hug me ?
If i go for your lips, will u kiss me ?
If i capture ur heart , will u love me ??

WHEN I LOOK.........

When i look at you,
i cannot deny there is God,
cause only God could have created some one
as wonderful n beautiful as you

I DREAM ABOUT YOU..........

I dream about you evey night
I shiver when your in sight
I long to hold you close n tight
I wanna be there with all my might
I m just hoping I'm the girl whos right

if your asking........

If Your asking if I Need U the answer is 4Ever..
If Your askin if I'll Leave U the answer is Never..
If Your askin what I value the Answer is U..
if Your askin if I love U the answer is I do.