TEACHER:.......

Teacher: isko english man translate kro
"Saima ny kpry pehen lye hyn"
boys: "Oh! Shit we are late" :->

GOVERNMENT NY AELAN.......

Govrment ny aeilan kya hy! jis shakhs k 5bachey hongy unhy 50000 dye jaingy.
sardar apne wife sy: myri gf k pas mera 1 beta hy abhe lata hon. Ghar aya to 2 bache nhi thy pocha kahan hy?
wife! jisky thy wo lygya... =P ;->

ARZ KIA HAY..........

=¤ARZ KIA HAI¤=
Seene mai na rakh saka wo mere raaz ko...
"Chotiye" ne sub kuch batadia 'FARAZ' ko... =P ;->

BIWI NY KAMEEZZZ.....

Biwi ne kameez utari, sexy nazar say Shohar ki taraf dekhtay huay shalwar bhi utar ker boli:
"Pata hai na, kya karna hai?"
Shohar: Han, kapray dhonay hai.. ;->

MALIKA SHARAWAT K.........

Mallika Sherewat ke marne k bad uski



kabar pe kya likhna hoga......?





…………guess…………











""""SALI PEHLI BAAR AKELI SOYI HAI"""

LAKRI KI KAATHI.....

lakri ki kaathi, kaathi ka ghoora, ghoorey ki dum pe jo maara hathoora, ghoora dhora . ghoora dhoora ..dum daba k dhoora, ary hey mr tum kahan dhoor rahey ho ghoorey ki baat chal rahi hai

DIL CHAHTA HAY......

dil chahata hay, tum say milnay ko dil chahata hay, tum ko daikhnay ko dil chahata hay, mager ye stupid gate ceeper kia keh raha hay.....................

aaj zoo band hay???

JUB SUBHA....

jub subah jago tu kalma tayaba parho.
jub pani peny lago tu bismillah parho.
jub mujhy dekho tu subhanallah parho.
jub shesha dekho tu laholawala parho

MEHERBANI KADARDAN.....

MEHERBAN

KADARDAN

DEKH TAMSHA MERI JAAN

AB YEH BANDAR(MONKEY) SMS PERH GA OR

MUSKRAYE GA

PHIR SMS KO FOWARD KER K APNI HOSHYARI

DEKHAYE GA

TO BAJAO TAILIAN

ROSE, LOTUS, TULIP.....

ROSE

LOTUS

TULIP

SUNFLOWER

JASMINE



ARE FLOWERS ARE SWEET BUT THEY HAVE NO

COMPARISION WITHYOU!!

.

KYU K

.

.

GOBHI K PHOOL KI BAT

HI KUCH OR HAI.

HUSBAND WIFE....

Wife: sunye jub app nay pehli baar mera ghonghut uthaya tha

tu kesa mehsos kya tha?



Husband: mai marr jata agar AAYAT-UL-KURSI yaad na hoti

JAB SE TUM KO.....

jab se tum ko dekha hai

mujhe raat ko neend nhi aati



aur jab bhi tumhari yaad aati hai

dil se ek awaaz aati hai






(jal tu jalal tu aaye bala ko tal tu)

ROSE

LOTUS

TULIP

SUNFLOWER

JASMINE



ARE FLOWERS ARE SWEET BUT THEY HAVE NO

COMPARISION WITHYOU!!

.

KYU K

.

.

GOBHI K PHOOL KI BAT

HI KUCH OR HAI.

Wife: sunye jub app nay pehli baar mera ghonghut uthaya tha

tu kesa mehsos kya tha?



Husband: mai marr jata agar AAYAT-UL-KURSI yaad na hoti