TEACHER:.......

Teacher: isko english man translate kro
"Saima ny kpry pehen lye hyn"
boys: "Oh! Shit we are late" :->

GOVERNMENT NY AELAN.......

Govrment ny aeilan kya hy! jis shakhs k 5bachey hongy unhy 50000 dye jaingy.
sardar apne wife sy: myri gf k pas mera 1 beta hy abhe lata hon. Ghar aya to 2 bache nhi thy pocha kahan hy?
wife! jisky thy wo lygya... =P ;->

ARZ KIA HAY..........

=¤ARZ KIA HAI¤=
Seene mai na rakh saka wo mere raaz ko...
"Chotiye" ne sub kuch batadia 'FARAZ' ko... =P ;->

BIWI NY KAMEEZZZ.....

Biwi ne kameez utari, sexy nazar say Shohar ki taraf dekhtay huay shalwar bhi utar ker boli:
"Pata hai na, kya karna hai?"
Shohar: Han, kapray dhonay hai.. ;->

MALIKA SHARAWAT K.........

Mallika Sherewat ke marne k bad uski



kabar pe kya likhna hoga......?





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""""SALI PEHLI BAAR AKELI SOYI HAI"""