BUHUT DOOR HO......

buhut door ho magar buhut paas rehtay ho
aankhon say dor sahi,magar dil k paas rehtay ho
mughay bas itna batao,,,,,kia tum bhi bin mere udas rehtay ho????
:::::::::MiSSiNg uuuu::::::::::

KABHI AATI HAY......

kabhi aati hai
khamoshi se
chupke se
barsath mein
veraney mein
anjaney mein
kis waja se
kis liye
kis ki khatir
kis k liye
kiya bataein
yeh kiya hai
ek ehsaas
ek piyaas
phir bhi achi lagti hai
anjani si
bhigi si
phechani si
khubsorat si
tumhari yaad!

APNI ZINDAGI......

Apni zindagi mein mujh ko kareeb samajhna,
Koi ghum aaye to shareek samjhna,
de denge muskurahat aansoon k badlay,
Magar hazaron doston mein thora aziz samjhna.

APNI ZINDAGI......

Apni zindagi mein mujh ko kareeb samajhna,
Koi ghum aaye to shareek samjhna,
de denge muskurahat aansoon k badlay,
Magar hazaron doston mein thora aziz samjhna.

HUM TUMHAY.....

Hum tumhay paa kar khona nahi chatay,
Judai mein aap ki rona nahi chatay,
Aap humaray he rehna humesha pyaar bankar,
Hum bhi kisi or ka hona nahi chatay.

NA CHAHO ITNAA.....

NA CHAHO ITNA HAMAIN CHAHATOON SE DAR LAGTA HAI
NA AAOO ITNA QAREEB K JUDAI SE DAAR LAGTA HAI
SUNA HAI MUHABAIT QURBANI MAGTI HAI
QURBANI DENE SE DAR LAGTA HAI
TUMHARI WAFAOON PER YAQEEN HAI
MAGAR APNI ZAAT SE DAAR LAGTA HAI
SOOCH NA THA KISI KO ITNA CHAHENY GE
AB TU APNI SOOCHOON SE BHI DAAR LAGTA HAI

ITs SHORT THING....

It’s short thing, gets longer when u hold it, and pass between women breasts, and enters into a hole. What is it?
Car Seat Belt, you dirty mind.

WIVES ARE.....

Wives r incoming calls,
Lovers r outgoing calls,
Aunties r Toll-free calls,
Callgirls r Roaming calls,
Neighbour girls r Missed Calls.

JOURNALIST TO MALIKA.....

A journalist to mallika sherawat: What is the first thing you do in the morning when you wake up? 
Mallika: I go back to my home!

IN A BAR......

In a bar 1 Guy says 2 another 
"I slept wid ur mom last nite"
D whole bar was waiting 4 d other Guy's response.

He laughs & says, "Lets go home dad, U r drunk"

A MAN WAS......

A man was looking at a painting for a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering the body, he was asked what he was doing and he answered - waiting for autumn.

MEHERBANI KADARDAN.....

MEHERBAN

KADARDAN

DEKH TAMSHA MERI JAAN

AB YEH BANDAR(MONKEY) SMS PERH GA OR

MUSKRAYE GA

PHIR SMS KO FOWARD KER K APNI HOSHYARI

DEKHAYE GA

TO BAJAO TAILIAN

ROSE, LOTUS, TULIP.....

ROSE

LOTUS

TULIP

SUNFLOWER

JASMINE



ARE FLOWERS ARE SWEET BUT THEY HAVE NO

COMPARISION WITHYOU!!

.

KYU K

.

.

GOBHI K PHOOL KI BAT

HI KUCH OR HAI.

HUSBAND WIFE....

Wife: sunye jub app nay pehli baar mera ghonghut uthaya tha

tu kesa mehsos kya tha?



Husband: mai marr jata agar AAYAT-UL-KURSI yaad na hoti

JAB SE TUM KO.....

jab se tum ko dekha hai

mujhe raat ko neend nhi aati



aur jab bhi tumhari yaad aati hai

dil se ek awaaz aati hai






(jal tu jalal tu aaye bala ko tal tu)