Kabhi roke muskuraye, kabhi muskurake roye
Teri yaad jab bhi aayee, tujhe bhula bulake roye
Ek tera hi naam tha jise hazaar baartha likha
Jise khush hue the likhkar use mita mitake roye...

PANI MAIN VISKEE MILAOO TU NASH CHARTA HAI
PANI MAIN RUM MILAOO TU NASH CHARTA HAI
PANI MAIN BRANDY MILAOO TU NASH CHARTA HAI
KUCH TU HAI SAALA PANI MAIN HE GURBAR HAI

NA CHAHO ITNA HAMAIN CHAHATOON SE DAR LAGTA HAI
NA AAOO ITNA QAREEB K JUDAI SE DAAR LAGTA HAI
SUNA HAI MUHABAIT QURBANI MAGTI HAI
QURBANI DENE SE DAR LAGTA HAI
TUMHARI WAFAOON PER YAQEEN HAI
MAGAR APNI ZAAT SE DAAR LAGTA HAI
SOOCH NA THA KISI KO ITNA CHAHENY GE
AB TU APNI SOOCHOON SE BHI DAAR LAGTA HAI

MEHERBAN

KADARDAN

DEKH TAMSHA MERI JAAN

AB YEH BANDAR(MONKEY) SMS PERH GA OR

MUSKRAYE GA

PHIR SMS KO FOWARD KER K APNI HOSHYARI

DEKHAYE GA

TU BAJAO TAILIAN

ROSE

LOTUS

TULIP

SUNFLOWER

JASMINE



ARE FLOWERS ARE SWEET BUT THEY HAVE NO

COMPARISION WITHYOU!!

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KYU K

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GOBHI K PHOOL KI BAT

HI KUCH OR HAI.

Wife: sunye jub app nay pehli baar mera ghonghut uthaya tha

tu kesa mehsos kya tha?



Husband: mai marr jata agar AAYAT-UL-KURSI yaad na hoti

Taare aasmaan mein chamakte hai , baadal duur hai phir bhi baraste hai, hum bhi kitne naadan hai, aap dil mein rehte hai aur hum milne ko taraste hai..

Dil to chahta hai tumse milna per faaslon ki duri hai, Hum to sada tumhare saath hain sirf nazron ki duri hai.

KABHI KABHI DIL UDAAS HOTA HA, HALKA SA AANKHON KO EHSAAS HOTA HA , JHALAKTE HAINI MERE BHI AANKHON SE AANSOO, JAB UN KI DOOR HONEY KA EHSAAS HOTA HA.

Tum Paas Aey..

Yun Muskuraey..

Apne 32 Daant Mujhko Dikhaey..

Ab to Mera DiL
Phoot Phoot k Rota hai…

Yaar Tumse To Brush bhi
Theek se Nahi hota hai..!!!

Aaj kal tum mushkurati bahut ho,
mere dil ko bhaati bahut ho,
dil kehta hai le jaaun tumhen dinner pe,
par suna hai tum khaati bahut ho!

Plz call me,
its urgent.
Ek accident ho gaya hai.
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Aap ka hi blood group chahiye,
Plz mana mat karna
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Warna
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GADHA mar jayega

Har Asman me
Sitare Nahi Hote

har samandar ke
kinare nahi hote

har nazr se
ishare nahi hote

har bahar me
nazare nahi hote

har park me
fuvare nahi hote

har jaam ke
paimane nahi hote

sabhi hasino ke
diwane naahi hote

har gam ke
fasane naahi hote

har mahtama
sant nahi hota

har msg ka
ant nahi hota

ped pe lage hain aam jake tod lo
Agar kuch reh gaya hai tu khud jod lo

ab gusse se muh na fulou
mentos khao dimag ki batti jalao

aur bijli ka bill bachao

mano meri baat nahinto bhaad main jao
bahut ho gaya ab mera dimag mat khao

padana hain SMS padho
nahin tu lal wala button dabao

tumhe jitna pakana tha maine paka liya
ab tum kisi aur ko pakao

itni der se sms pad rahe hu
kuch kha pi ke aao

mera kaam hu gaya
ab tum apna hunar dikaho

tum ne pad liya
ab dusron ko bhi padao

Log Kehtain hain Rupaiye se bhadkar kuch nahin

Log Kehtain hain Rupaiye se bhadkar kuch nahin

Log Kehtain hain Rupaiye se bhadkar kuch nahin.....

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Main kehta hun.....

hain

na........

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Jaise porani haveli main bhoot ka saya....