I LOVE..........

this time i'm sure and i'm gonna say it......
i
i l
i lo
i lov
i love
i love y
i love yo
i love yougurt: especially with rice

LAKRI KI KAATHI.....

lakri ki kaathi, kaathi ka ghoora, ghoorey ki dum pe jo maara hathoora, ghoora dhora . ghoora dhoora ..dum daba k dhoora, ary hey mr tum kahan dhoor rahey ho ghoorey ki baat chal rahi hai

DIL CHAHTA HAY......

dil chahata hay, tum say milnay ko dil chahata hay, tum ko daikhnay ko dil chahata hay, mager ye stupid gate ceeper kia keh raha hay.....................

aaj zoo band hay???

GOOD MORNING.....

good morning.......
have u done 2 of thae most important things when u woke up today????
1) pray , so that u may live long
2) take a bath so that other can live long.......

WHY DO DONKEY.......

why do donkey eat grass?
.....??
......????
...........????????
oooooooppppsssss!!!! i'm sorry. it's ur personal matter.

JUB SUBHA....

jub subah jago tu kalma tayaba parho.
jub pani peny lago tu bismillah parho.
jub mujhy dekho tu subhanallah parho.
jub shesha dekho tu laholawala parho

.........

EYES: to look at u.
HAND: to pray for u.
MIND: to remember u.
HEART: to make friendship with u.
and
LEG: to kick u if u forget me....
So alkways remeber me!!!

DOSTI PAY....

Dosti Py Jeena Dosti Py Marna
Sacha Dost Ager Na Mily To Dosti Na Karna
dosti Phool Hay Us Ko Sanbhal Ky Rakhna
Tooty Na Dil Kisi Ka Itna Khayal Rakhna

KABHI LAFZ BHUL JAON......

kabhi lafz bholl jaon
kabhi baat bhol jaon
tujhy is qadar chahon apni zaat bhol jaon
uth kr jo tery pass se chal do
jaty huy khod ko tery pas bhol jao

US PAL......

US PAL KO BHULAON KAUSE AK PAL K LIA
JIS PAL MAIN MILE APP HAR PAL K LIA
WO PAL B THAM GAYA THA KUCH PAL K LIA
AJ PHIR AP YAAD AYE PAL PAL K LIA

DOSTI ZINDAGI......

Dost zindagi may nahi mila kartay .
Baly
Zindagi dostoy may mila karti hay

WABASTA TERI......

wabasta teri hayat se sabhi silsile hain magar
meri zindagi hai mukhtasir teri dosti k liye

AIK KANJOOS ADMI.....

Aik kanjoos admi 8th floor se neche gira
Jab wo girta hua apnay kitchen ki window k pas aya
to Apni bivi se bola
"Shabana! Meri Roti na Pakana"

AIK ADMI.....

Aik Admi hotel gya us ne wahan Computer dekha
Us ne check kiya to wahan par Internet loga hua tha
Us ne socha k bivi ko mail kar don
us ne mail likhe or ghalat Address par bhej de
Dis Aurat k mail mili wo apnay Husband ko dafna kar arhe the
Jab us ne mail parhe to behoosh ho gye
Mail me likha tha
"MAIN YAHAN KHERIYAT SE POHANCH GYA HOON
YAHAN PAR INTERNET MOJOD HAY MAIN TUMHAY BHI
BULA LONGA"

SCHOOL KA TOILET....

School ka Toilet b Ajeeb hy
Pappu ko Qabz b shadeed hy
Toilet me na to light hy,
Pappu ki halat tight hy,
Bhens bari ya Aqal bari,
Pappu ki pant me Nikal pari.